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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.